sardar & pathan's sms'

1) aik stop se bus chali aur achanak jhatka lagny se aik sardar aik larki par gir gia.Larki boli: batamez, kia kar rahay ho???Sardar (sharma k): G, Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hon

2)Teacher: is ka kia matlab hay " I MISS YOU"Pathan: is ka matlab hay "mein tumari miss hon.

3)Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gaeDost: wo kaisy???Pathan: Yar! Imam Sb. ne kaha k tama log apny apny mobile fone off kar dein. mein jaldi se ghar gia. mobile off kia, jub wapis aya to namaz ho chuki thi.

4)3 sardar aik hi bed per laity huay thyi ko jaga kam lagi to wo zamin per lait gaya...uper sy aik sardar bola oe tu a ja hun jaga khuli ho gae ae

5)Pathan: molvi sahab Wazu k bagher Namaz hojati hai?Molvi: Nahin hoti.Pathan: Hojati hai yara,Molvi: Bhai nahi hoti,Pathan: Mene khud parh k dekhi hai

6)pathan ne shoq shoq mein roza rakh lia bety se pocha;dekh soraj dooba?beta; naidobara pochadooba kia??beta; nia gpathan; lagta hay mujy le k dooby ga.

7)aik pathan aur mouvli batein kar rahay thay k... achana moulvi ne patha ko thappar day mara.log bahut hairan hoay.logon ne pathan se pocha k...kia majra hua tha???pathan ne kaha: kuch b nahi, mein ne to sirf itna pocha tha k...14 august ki nimaz kitny bajy ho gi???