1)wife (on fone) with husband: main ap ki yad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi mar chuki hon, mujhy ami k ghar se leny kab aa rahay hain ap???husband: bus 15 din k baad jani...!!!
2)musafir bus driver se: ap kitny ghanty bus mein rehty hain???driver: 24 ghanty.musafir (hairani se) : wo kaisy???driver: 6 ghanty is bus mein aur 18 ghanty BV k bus mein...!!!
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