April Foolllllll...

1)WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN.


2)I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...


3)You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..



4)For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!



5)If u don't mind If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......



6)Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!



7)When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL


8)When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.




9)Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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10)Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You" Moon in White Colour Like "Me"
But Our "SON" is Red Colur
"Sorry Spelling Mistake"
Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose...
April Foolllllll...



11)Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai.